i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
Haven’t been on this one in a while
You were pleased, because you always wanted to read about yourself on Tumblr.
You scroll, and you stop, because a certain post catches your eye.
It mentions you. Vaguely, but you know it is you. And it is written by someone whom you have never met, because they wanted to please someone whom they have never met.
You reblog the post. You scroll on, while a smooth voice narrates your actions. And you are content, because you always wanted someone to make a post about you.
That smooth voice is Morgan Freeman